A Grandfather’s Love, Demonstrated in Freeze Pops

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As the weather starts to break a bit, we make plans for Spring Break, and I book my kids in a variety of Summer camps,  I am reminded that this summer will be different because we won't have my dad to share the summer with,  My dad kept these on the rotation, in every flavor. Not even sure how he gets them now because I think they are the equivalent of "kid crack"--made with artificial coloring, flavoring, and sugar . To my kids though, these freeze pops were love and summer wrapped in a bow.
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Prison has all of the hotties!

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According to a recent New York Times article, entitled, "Exercise: Link Is Seen Between Crime and Fitness" criminals are in better shape than the general population. Now, it's true that the article is based off of one limited study of Arkansas' prisons, but I think that the point still holds.

In an even less scientific study, my friends and I have lamented the love handles on too many of the professional men that we've gone out with. If you're in it for the expense accounts, money, and prestige, go for the professional man every time.

But if 50 Cent type abs, killer arms, and powerful thighs are your thing, you may just want to go to family day at your local prison. Unlike the club, there's no velvet rope and access is easy. And since they're sequestered, I hear that prisoners really know how to appreciate a lady.

I don't know that I'll be at the prisons seeking a mate. I mean they are locked up and all and I wouldn't get the benefit of those hard muscles. Still, perhaps I should start practicing criminal law?

It's hard out here for a single girl. You've got to be creative! ;-)

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