One Secret to Success for a Working Mom, Expand Your Village (Jack and Jill of America)

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Jack and Jill of America member and her daughter Recently, I have become keenly aware that good kids are created by accident. They become good because someone made a concerted effort to pour positive things into them--things like, honor, discipline and respect for others. These qualities are taught through lessons and by observation. For that reason, I have been actively considering how to give my children more examples of people who embody those qualities.  Indeed, raising my children to become good people is my most important job.
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Prison has all of the hotties!

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According to a recent New York Times article, entitled, "Exercise: Link Is Seen Between Crime and Fitness" criminals are in better shape than the general population. Now, it's true that the article is based off of one limited study of Arkansas' prisons, but I think that the point still holds.

In an even less scientific study, my friends and I have lamented the love handles on too many of the professional men that we've gone out with. If you're in it for the expense accounts, money, and prestige, go for the professional man every time.

But if 50 Cent type abs, killer arms, and powerful thighs are your thing, you may just want to go to family day at your local prison. Unlike the club, there's no velvet rope and access is easy. And since they're sequestered, I hear that prisoners really know how to appreciate a lady.

I don't know that I'll be at the prisons seeking a mate. I mean they are locked up and all and I wouldn't get the benefit of those hard muscles. Still, perhaps I should start practicing criminal law?

It's hard out here for a single girl. You've got to be creative! ;-)

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