Twitter Tuesday has been abandoned in favor of terrific Tuesday.
Instead of just profiling my fellow
tweeters I will discuss anything that I
find interesting.
Last Tuesday it was
the
Kate Spade sale and this Tuesday is
Valentine’s Day!
Yes it’s Valentine’s Day. And it is all about the love. I love my baby! I love my man! I love my
life! (Check out the love in the photo!) But I do have ghosts from my Valentine’s Day past…
I remember being in junior high and high school (Gates
Chili) on Valentine’s Day. It was always flower day. You could tell the really popular girls. They
always had tons of flowers. In my class
those girls tended to be cheerleaders. A few who got lots of flowers were
Darci, Stephanie, and Brenda. (Hi
ladies!) I would see them walking around with their bouquets hoping to get just
one. Sometimes I managed to get a couple much to my relief. But there were other times when I was
flowerless. I hated those times.
One Valentine’s Day I was in a relationship where the poor
guy could not buy a break. We were
constantly bickering, but we were trying to make it work. He thought that
Valentine’s Day was going to be his chance to hit the reset button. However, the florist had other plans. They botched his order. Apparently, the florist thought that
Valentine’s Day was going to be their chance to reinvigorate their bottom line.
They overbooked and under delivered. They did not deliver my flowers. The guys
felt bad and I was disappointed.
Then, there were those Valentine’s days when I just waited
for the day to end. And even though
those days are over, I remember them.
So, in honor of those Valentine’s Days gone bad, and all of you without
a Valentine today, I am re-posting a Valentine’s poem that captures my previous
feelings about this day. Enjoy!
Valentine's Things (a
joke)! (c) (to the tune of "My Favorite Things")
Chocolate candy exchanged
And cards everywhere
Magazine ads
Saying love's in the air
Deliverymen scrambling to make their deadlines
This is a day that many despise...
Men feeling pressure to make the big play
Women keeping score on this special day
Everyone tense trying to do right
Many a couple will get in a fight...
Expressions of love on all the channels
Easygoing women turning most anal
Singles believing that they are now alone
Walking single file through the love zone...
The winter transforms into a sea of red
Some give gifts to get (her) into bed
Many wishing real hard for tomorrow to come
Returning the world to normal for everyone...
When the door knocks
When the phone rings
When we're feeling sad
We simply remember these Valentines Things and then we feel really
bad!
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!!
Comments
Glad those days are over!